Archive for May, 2010

Look ma, no platform!

May 28, 2010

… I’m afraid that in this difficult market, memoir is a particularly tough sell without a strong, proven platform. Good luck in this and in all future endeavors.

That was the gist of the rejection letter I received recently from an agent to whom I’d sent a book proposal the month before. I hadn’t sent it to her cold; I’d had an introduction from a friend of mine who was one of her authors. I knew from experience that you might as well throw a manuscript off the Ben Franklin Bridge as send it unsolicited. Like they say (along with the bit about “this great land of opportunity”), it’s who you know.

I’d put together a solid and interesting proposal for a book I’ve been working on for some time. I was sure the agent would love it; there was no question in my mind. It had taken me months to get it ready; revisions on the revisions, hours of long distance editing sessions with two of my most literary friends. There was a ten page narrative of what the book was about and a convincing marketing pitch of why anyone would care. Also included were brief, but intriguing chapter descriptions as well as two complete chapters.

The first chapter set the stage, finding myself unemployed at 58, a timely subject one would think. The other revolved around the Brazil years, with an honest account of my shadier gem smuggling period, and how it could have evolved from the days of dancing the Samba in a Philadelphia bank lobby with coconuts on my breasts.

To complete the very professional proposal package, I had even come up with my own cover illustration and 13 thumbnail drawings for chapter icons. The proposal was honed, well written and highly creative. Or so I thought.

What I didn’t know was the part about the platform. Seems I don’t have one. Feeling a bit perplexed, I did some research. Turns out, there are many kinds of platforms. There’s a railway platform, a party platform, an oil platform, a geological platform. There’s an economics platform, a computing platform, and a diving platform. And as every woman knows, there’s even a shoe platform – by far, the best kind.

For me, platform conjures up flat, heavy and immovable, something to hurl oneself off of.  (And I have done so many a time.) But that’s not the kind that gets a book published. Sarah Palin has that kind of platform.

It’s okay. It’s not the first time. Rejection, I’ve come to see, teaches self-love. Persistence. After licking my wounds, and quelling the voice in my head that carped, “Did you really think you had something worthwhile to say?” I go forward. I listen carefully for the next clue, for that hint of an opportunity, perhaps one that’s new, untried. I am attentive, willing.

Truth is, I never bothered much with platforms, mine or anyone else’s. My radar picks up other frequencies – always has. It tunes in on the more marginal-bizarre-NewAge-radical-rebellious-farfetched-alternatives that have the gall to show up without any platform whatsoever. I can’t help it. I couldn’t figure out how to do it any other way. It’s my story.

And it’s a pretty good one. A fun read at a minimum. How anyone could fail to see it – the exquisite absurdity of the quirky little tale that is my platformless life – is totally beyond me. I hear myself saying, “Step back, please; relax, there’s always another train!

Wat Up?

May 12, 2010

Yo, Wat up, Mayzee gurl?
Nuthin’ much.
Wat up wit da blog? Ben a long time.
True dat. Stopped writin’  fro a while.
Well where u ben at?
Jus chillin’…I be chillin’.

And damn if there wasn’t a lot I could’ve weighed in on too. For starters, there was the historic Gold family cruise in honor of my Uncle’s 90th birthday. Underwritten by the birthday boy himself, 23 of us, bound by blood or marriage, floated from L.A. down to what they’re now calling the Mexican Riviera.  No question but that I could have mined a few nuggets of familial intrigue from the decks of that shining Sapphire Princess. Entertaining, yes, but family is family.

There was the week’s visit from my Brazilian ex-husband which could have made for a riveting piece had I felt like going into the ins and outs of our 19-year post-marital relationship. Or the saga of the twenty-four-year-old boarder I took in to help pay the bills, who turned out not to fit that bill or any other. I live and learn. Perhaps a story for another time.

I could have written about taking care of my grand nephews (7 and 9) which would have meant disclosing the “gum in hair” incident, but really, how could I rat on a couple of cute kids? Suffice it to say that males, no matter how young, are very strange creatures indeed.

There was yet another loan taken to finance the college education and my feelings about that, not to mention my state of mind upon completing the last financial aid form I will ever have to fill out. As usual, there was copy to write for clients along with the concomitant “two-step” of getting paid.

Torrential rains hurled shingles off the roof, and my friend Lisa Tracy came north to celebrate the launch of her new book, Objects of our Affection – a great tale about our national obsession with stuff.  To add to the excitement, I signed on to manage two decaying properties for friends overseas which, in only two months time, has shown all signs of a disaster waiting to happen. Future fodder to be sure.

There was the bar mitzvah I attended at a reconstructionist synagogue which touched my heart, the miraculous birth of a 2.5 pound baby in New Haven, and the sad departure of yet a few more wonderful souls from the earth. Add to that more earthquakes, gushing black oil, the mine tragedy, volcanic ash that stopped the world and, of course, Goldman Sucks – and anyone can see there was more than enough material. As usual, there was a lot to talk about.

I just didn’t feel like it. I picked lilacs instead. Bunches of them. I put them all over the house, everywhere, in every room. Lilacs were my mother’s favorite flower.

I sat with the lilacs, jus’ chillin’. Quietly. Because there in the midst of that haunting heady scent, there seemed to be absolutely no need to comment.